What the fuck are cats
Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was…
There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.
"Occasional visits from squid man"
Stuffed Chicken Parmesan Roll-Ups
2 lbs boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into eight pieces)
1 cup Italian seasoned breadcrumbs
3/4 cup parmesan cheese, grated (divided)
5 oz fresh baby spinach, chopped
1 tsp nutmeg
Zest of 1 lemon
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tbsp olive oil
1/2 cup ricotta cheese
2 eggs, whites only (divided)
3 oz fresh mozzarella cheese, thinly sliced
1 cup marinara sauce
1/2 cup fresh basil, chiffonaded
Non-stick cooking spray
Preheat oven to 450-deg. Coat a large baking dish with the non-stick spray.
Pound the chicken breast pieces between sheets of plastic wrap until approx. 1/4” thick.
Place the breadcrumbs in a shallow bowl and toss with 3 tbsp parmesan cheese. Set aside.
In a large pan over medium heat, saute the spinach with the garlic, olive oil, nutmeg, and lemon zest for 2-3 minutes or until just begin to wilt. Then remove from heat and place in a large mixing bowl.
Add the ricotta, remaining parmesan cheese, and half of the egg whites.
Lay out the pounded chicken breasts on a work surface and spoon a loaded tablespoonful of the ricotta-spinach filling in the middle. Roll the chicken up so that the edges meet to form a “seam,” then dip the rolled-up chicken in the remaining egg whites, followed by rolling it through the parmesan breadcrumbs.
Place the breaded chicken roll-ups in a baking dish, seam side down, and bake for 25 minutes. (Note: the chicken roll-ups shouldn’t be touching each other to allow all sides to crisp up.) Then cover with the marinara and mozzarella slices and bake for another 10 minutes or until the cheese is melted. Sprinkle with the basil, then serve.
Approximate Nutritional Values: http://www.food.com/recipe/chicken-spinach-stuffed-shells-240210
29 Facts You Might Not Have Known About Toy Story [aron]
I know, you’re saying, “That’s easier said than done.” I know it is! So fucking what? A big-ass boulder tumbles down from the mountaintop and falls on your hand and pins the limb, you either gnaw through your arm like a goddamn coyote or you die under the rock. Door won’t open? Kick it down. Wall blocking your path? Bash it with your skull until it falls or you do.
|—||Chuck Wendig (via referenceforwriters)|